This week we build a movie full of gimmicks from the ground up to house in the brand new William Castle Movie Castle. It’s a movie full of scares coming from both on screen and in the theater. Cross the moat if you dare!
BMMI Guest Ep 08: Hollie Daise (with special guest Wayne Burfeind!)
This week we opened up a very timely present from our special guest Wayne Burfeind… It’s a Christmas movie in January! But this isn’t your everyday Christmas movie, this movie is like Die Hard but with a heavier focus on the holidays so no one can argue if it’s a Christmas movie.
When special agent Hollie Daise opens a present from a stranger she is sprayed with a highly deadly contagion. Now she must complete unlawful Christmas themed tasks to find the cure and save her parents! Can she save herself and Christmas before the evil Emperor Macaroni sends her to an early Memorial Day?
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BMMI Episode 043: Drifter: Bloopers
This poster is definitely not a poster for the sequel to Looper. You should not tell anyone that this is a sequel to Looper. This is Drifter: Bloopers and it’s about Billy Bob Thornton, a…salesman stranded in the middle of nowhere at Jay Baruchel the scientist’s home. And Billy Bob definitely isn’t related to Jay Baruchel. And he’s totally not from the future, to stop Baruchel from building the time machine that sent him back in time. This poster is for the superb blooper reel that accompanies the film Drifter, about said characters. Some say the bloopers are even better than the film. You’ll have to watch till the end to find out for yourself.
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BMMI Episode 042: Resolution
Man, it sure is hard to keep those New Year’s resolutions. Am I right? What if I told you that you could build yourself a speechless pal whose mission is to help you fulfill those self set goals? Well, now you can! Listen to our podcast that is, this episode is about just that, a Resolution Golem. The poster is done in the style of classic golem literature and really brings up the question, what monster would you unleash to finally make you stop biting your fingernails?
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Big Money Christmas Special (with Guests!)
Merry Holidays! Andrew and Kelsey star in their most ambitious episode ever, a traditional Christmas special with the occasional unexpected visit from a slew of guests. Drop by our Holiday Manor as we sit by the fire with our newest family member, E.T. You can’t stay, or even come inside really, but thanks for the presents.
Guest starring: Jacob from jacobsfilmtalk.com, Joe Cocozzello, Zack from the Nightmare on Fear Street podcast, Charlie Van Stee from the band Van Stee, another Joe, and Øystein from the Amelia Project podcast! Wow! So many guests!
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BMMI Guest Ep 07: Price Slashers (with Zack from Nightmare on Fear Street!)
Tis the season to go to the mall and engage in the two most American traditions. Shopping and Slaughter! It’s a Battle Royale at the local mega mall and for every kill 1% is taken off your bill. And this mall has got everything: A mall Santa, a countdown clock, psychopath owner, a robotic staff, a doomsday prepper janitor, labyrinthine corridors, and a giant, pointy Christmas tree. This episode features special guest Zack from Nightmare on Fear Street, an R.L. Stine podcast talking everything R.L. Stine!
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BMMI Guest Ep 06: Beasts Within (with Special Guest Jacob!)
Who’s a good boy? Not these animals! But, damn it, they try. This week we cash in on the never-ending money waterfall that is super hero movies by making one of our own. This one stars an original cast of zoo animals with human powers. How did they get these powers? I’m glad you asked.
When several vats of ooze, leftover props from the Daredevil movie, spill all over the local zoo it causes some pretty fantastic changes to the animals. Their DNA fuses with that of the human who gave his life trying to protect them. This infuses them with not only human powers but also human responsibilities. Unfortunately for the world, these animals still have animal morals and animal urges. This poster is meant to invoke the powerful simplicity of a Captain America or an Avengers poster. This episode guest starring Jacob of the newly launched movie review site jacobsfilmtalk.com.
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BMMI Episode 041: Net Brutality
In the year 3008, you’re either working your life away down in the bitcoin mines or you’re living the high life up in the Tower. Sure, everyone has access to the simulated virtual reality utopia (for a price, of course), but how many know if they’re getting the 4k hi-definition or a low-poly facsimile. A poor village pools their wages together to buy the chosen hero a virtual ticket to the tower, only for him to disappear. Now they try one last time, with their second-choice hero, to find out what’s just so special about the Tower and why they can’t get in. Net Brutality pictures an extreme dystopic future where net neutrality no longer exists, and bitcoins are like rare, rare Chuck E. Cheese tokens. If you want to learn more about net neutrality and what the December 14 FCC vote to repeal it would mean, check out savetheinternet.com, battleforthenet.com, or aclu.org.
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BMMI Episode 040: Strangers at the Table
A seasonal Saw film, a Sawsonal film? If you’ve ever wanted to have your family members escape Thanksgiving themed torture rooms in an effort to bring you all closer together as a family then this is the film for you! Happy Thanksgiving!
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BMMI Episode 039: They Came at Sundown
November brings bitter cold snaps and long nights that inspired us to make the next great revenge film. They Came at Sundown distills two core concepts of identity into one necessary act of revenge. First: what would revenge look like to a man who can’t forgive himself for what he’s done? Second: does revenge look the same to an animal, and would we, as humans, understand it as revenge? This episode crafts a revenge film from the unique perspective of a wronged wild beast. A turkey. Yeah, a turkey, okay! It’s a very thoughtful and meditative film that just happens to have turkeys who kill people in it.
GHOST PARTY! 