BMMI Episode 048: The Great Molasses Flood

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I remember when my great grandpappy would sit me on his knee and tell me about the wave of syrup that cascaded over Boston. I would sit wonderstruck as he told me about the brave men, women, and children that struggled through that day and the following weeks. I gasped in awe at the fact that no movie had been made about this tragic day, to my knowledge, until now!

Take a trip with us back to 1919 Boston, MA where a most strange event is about to transpire. We stroll through the flooded streets with our various protagonists all trying to comprehend the unimaginable scenario that they are living through. This poster depicts what I imagine to be exactly what it must have looked like on that fateful day.

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BMMI Episode 047: 1,000 Doors Slamming All at Once

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The scariest found footage films are made accidentally. This week’s episode follows two oblivious youtubers to an abandoned hotel. They’re looking for ghosts, but don’t notice the person in the walls following them the whole time. As a viewer, get just as confused and scared as the characters when rooms seem to switch around, doors get locked, and peafowl run rampant in the halls. I doubt they’ll make it out alive…but how are we seeing the found footage? Don’t think too hard and this film will paralyze you with fear!

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BMMI Episode 046: Out of Sight

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What makes a man invisible? Is it the crippling loneliness? The inability to cast a shadow? Or perhaps the absence of eyelids? Whatever it may be this new Invisible Man movie has got it. Set in the 80’s against the backdrop of the Cold War this thrilling new chapter in the Dark Universe stars a KGB scientist who discovers invisibility and must flee his country to prevent it being used for evil. But will he need glasses to block out the sun? Find out this and more on this week’s episode!

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BMMI Episode 045: No Horizon

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This poster is an abstract landscape of ice for a movie that treats the open Arctic Ocean as an alien and hostile world. When a research vessel finds the rusted, destroyed husk of a ship–still floating–amidst ice floes, the crew unknowingly invites unceasing famine itself onboard when they rescue an unresponsive survivor. No Horizon reinvisions the myth of the wendigo, a creature conjured out of starvation’s last resort of cannibalism, as a mermaid symbol of decay and destruction that consumes everything that crosses its path. It’s a spaceship-meets-terrifying-alien movie set here on Earth. If the cold doesn’t get you, the hunger will.

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BMMI Guest Ep 08: Hollie Daise (with special guest Wayne Burfeind!)

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This week we opened up a very timely present from our special guest Wayne Burfeind… It’s a Christmas movie in January! But this isn’t your everyday Christmas movie, this movie is like Die Hard but with a heavier focus on the holidays so no one can argue if it’s a Christmas movie.

When special agent Hollie Daise opens a present from a stranger she is sprayed with a highly deadly contagion. Now she must complete unlawful Christmas themed tasks to find the cure and save her parents! Can she save herself and Christmas before the evil Emperor Macaroni sends her to an early Memorial Day?

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BMMI Episode 043: Drifter: Bloopers

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This poster is definitely not a poster for the sequel to Looper. You should not tell anyone that this is a sequel to Looper. This is Drifter: Bloopers and it’s about Billy Bob Thornton, a…salesman stranded in the middle of nowhere at Jay Baruchel the scientist’s home. And Billy Bob definitely isn’t related to Jay Baruchel. And he’s totally not from the future, to stop Baruchel from building the time machine that sent him back in time. This poster is for the superb blooper reel that accompanies the film Drifter, about said characters. Some say the bloopers are even better than the film. You’ll have to watch till the end to find out for yourself.

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BMMI Episode 042: Resolution

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Man, it sure is hard to keep those New Year’s resolutions. Am I right? What if I told you that you could build yourself a speechless pal whose mission is to help you fulfill those self set goals? Well, now you can! Listen to our podcast that is, this episode is about just that, a Resolution Golem. The poster is done in the style of classic golem literature and really brings up the question, what monster would you unleash to finally make you stop biting your fingernails?

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Big Money Christmas Special (with Guests!)

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Merry Holidays! Andrew and Kelsey star in their most ambitious episode ever, a traditional Christmas special with the occasional unexpected visit from a slew of guests. Drop by our Holiday Manor as we sit by the fire with our newest family member, E.T. You can’t stay, or even come inside really, but thanks for the presents.

Guest starring: Jacob from jacobsfilmtalk.com, Joe Cocozzello, Zack from the Nightmare on Fear Street podcast, Charlie Van Stee from the band Van Stee, another Joe, and Øystein from the Amelia Project podcast! Wow! So many guests!

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BMMI Guest Ep 07: Price Slashers (with Zack from Nightmare on Fear Street!)

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Tis the season to go to the mall and engage in the two most American traditions. Shopping and Slaughter! It’s a Battle Royale at the local mega mall and for every kill 1% is taken off your bill. And this mall has got everything: A mall Santa, a countdown clock, psychopath owner, a robotic staff, a doomsday prepper janitor, labyrinthine corridors, and a giant, pointy Christmas tree. This episode features special guest Zack from Nightmare on Fear Street, an R.L. Stine podcast talking everything R.L. Stine!

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