This week we met up with a hypothetical Joe Dante and created Gremlins 3. And don’t worry, we thought of all the ways to take advantage of their many powers. We discussed the possibility of using their infinite and instant respawning as a means to make infinite burgers for infinite profits and the moral conundrum of doing so. We theorized that the gremlins would worship Gizmo as a sort of Allfather as it is he who brought them all to this world. Another topic that entered the film is the gremlins near magical ability to absorb DNA of other things and become like those things. Ultimately we came up with a beautiful mesh of all of the above and I think the man in the Burger King who is probably Joe Dante is very impressed.
It’s a tale as old as time. Boy takes a minimum wage job at a weird fast food joint. Boy tries to prove his worth by doing the best job he can. Boy gets a promotion to manager and finds out that the restaurant is a front for a cult trying to summon Burgore, an unholy burger deity.
GHOST PARTY! 