This movie’s based on a real caper pizza heist! Starring the one and only, 80’s teen Sherlock. Grab a slice of pizza at the food court before heading into this movie. It’s a real cheesy trip to an 80’s that never was with a mystery that will never be?
Take a walk through the apartment of Sherlock Holmes. But make sure to watch your step, there’s a dead dinosaur on the floor. How did it get there and why are the doors locked? This looks like a case for a detective. But where are we going to find one of those? Oh, wait. This is the apartment of Sherlock Holmes.
Gnoman Gumshoe is a gnome detective from the podcast Podquest: No Strangers to Adventure. This is an independent noir adventure set before the events of the podcast. As told by Gnoman (and written by Andrew Santoro)…
Part I
Her makeup is running. Her face is all wracked in anguish as she sobs. Don’t people know how ugly they look when they cry. I approach and place an arm around the gnome woman’s shoulders.
“B-b-but how can you not know where he is? They said you were the best!”
“And I told you I’m still working the case, Stella. It’s a big city and your husband’s a little gnome but I always find what I’m looking for.”
I offer Stella a hanky from my pocket and begin to walk her out of the office.
“We’ll get him back, don’t you worry. I’ll be in touch.”
She thanks me and leaves. Poor Stella, her drunk husband wanders off one night and hasn’t been seen since. Sometimes I think us gnomes shoulda never come out of the woods, the big city can be tough on folks this small.
I plop myself down behind my desk, head heavy in thought. No one’s ever going to see that gnome again, this city chews people up but it don’t spit ‘em back out. Continue reading
