Are you being followed? By a moon shadow? This week’s film is once again set in the cold, dark vacuum of space. A monster stalks a space station, only attacking in the light of the moon. What could it be? An alien? A moon monster? Or a creature more commonly seen on the surface of the earth… Some sort of science werewolf? You’ll have to check out this week’s episode to find out!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. In an ode to classic Giallo films this movie attempts to ignite the future of the genre. We’re sending it to space in a ship full of cats to awaken a genre-centric witch. Note to listeners that this isn’t the true 69th episode as that one was lost in a particularly deep, dark Mars cave and was too horny for listener’s ears anyways.
Imagine an elevator to space, built in the late nineteenth century. Elevator of Tomorrow starts with a legendary scientist disappearing from London society, to be found in the Congo, secretly building a spidersilk tower to the moon. The young scientist who finds him is just what this project needs to reach new heights. But as the building continues and the science becomes more unsound, will the lead scientist give up on his vision, or devastate the Earth on his impossible climb to the moon? Witness our attempt to theorize a working elevator to space turn into the unanticipated sequel to Kate and Leopold.
This week’s big money movie is a real shot in the arm to the action film industry. We’ve cooked up a sequel to Speed that’s bigger, faster, and more topical than the original with such thrilling plot points as Kyle MacLachlan’s cool Google glass and Jason Patric’s Raspberry Pi Eye. Check out this week’s episode for a sneak peek at the only movie this summer that’ll turn your knuckles as white as the popcorn you’re scarfing down.
GHOST PARTY! 