Shocktober’s in full swing this week as we tackle a remake of one of the most chilling horror films of all time, Wedding Crashers! Like Gus Van Sant did with Psycho (1998), we’re recreating this film shot-for-shot to enhance Vince Vaughn’s scare factor as he returns to the roles of both Norman Bates and Jeremy Grey in one Venn Diagram of a nightmare. With returning guest Sam Suksiri! Or as you can call him around Halloween, Spider Sam.
We’re seeing red for this new poster! Hellp! Is what one might say if they’re trapped overnight in a Hell themed park that the Devil himself oversees. It might also be something you say in the safe, kitschy theme park by day if you just don’t care for lil devil mascots serving up ‘ick-cream cones’ and up-to-code torture-inspired rides, but your black metal grandpa just loves it all so much!
With Special Guests Philip Thorne and Øystein Ulsberg Brager from The Amelia Project!
Have you ever been in need of a quiet room? Just a nice place you can go to relax and take a minute for yourself? Well this week we discuss a pair of glasses that can find you just that. But not all things can be calm and serene and every room has a dark secret hiding just under the surface.
What’s the anti-Slenderman? A happy dog, duh. So what happens if a Slenderman and an anti-Slenderman collide? Slenderman: Red the movie.
Have you ever played a really scary game of freeze tag? Well, no one ever played a scary game of truth or dare or light as a feather stiff as a board and they made scary shows and movies about those. This movie is about a life or death game of freeze tag that all begins in an abandoned Cheesecake Factory where a freeze demon is awoken. Now these teens will have to freeze this freeze demon in its tracks if they want to survive this movie!
For those who can’t stop talking about A Quiet Place, who can’t stop watching Bird Box, comes a new attack on the senses. Scentless Violence follows a family trying to survive in a world overrun by an invasive alien species known only as “the Noses”. Cover your nose, don’t make a stink, or the Noses won’t be far behind.
This week’s poster is 2/3rds nose and 1/3rd the poster from A Quiet Place.
Are you being followed? By a moon shadow? This week’s film is once again set in the cold, dark vacuum of space. A monster stalks a space station, only attacking in the light of the moon. What could it be? An alien? A moon monster? Or a creature more commonly seen on the surface of the earth… Some sort of science werewolf? You’ll have to check out this week’s episode to find out!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. In an ode to classic Giallo films this movie attempts to ignite the future of the genre. We’re sending it to space in a ship full of cats to awaken a genre-centric witch. Note to listeners that this isn’t the true 69th episode as that one was lost in a particularly deep, dark Mars cave and was too horny for listener’s ears anyways.
It’s the most frightening time of the year. That’s right: Shocktober! So crack open a nice hot pumpkin latte and get the edge of your seat all warmed up for this year’s slew of frightfully terrifying horror movies.
We kick off the month with the not at all funny story of one man’s lethal combination of naivete and selfishness that leads to the massacre of a raging Halloween party. He’s the next Mr. Krueger or Mr. Meyers, you guessed it. It’s Mr. Bean!
In this episode we take a trip deep into the forests of Ecuador in search of walking trees. What are all the trees walking towards and why are we so strangely compelled to follow?
In this film an expedition researching the fabled walking trees notice that they do far more than walk. They think, they organize, they control and… THEY KILL!
