A strange teen is determined to prove that there’s monkey DNA in the rain water but instead inadvertently unearths a decades old cold case.
BMMI Episode 084: Game of Chairs
It’s finally here. What everyone has been waiting for. The bound-to-be-a-hit low-budget Game of Thrones knock-off, Game of Chairs. The gang’s all here: Lady with snake eggs incubating in her desk, bald gossipy guy, gossipy guy with little fingers, long-haired man with dog, and the 150 other employees we all know and love but sometimes forget the names of. Watch as the office crumbles, alliances are born and broken, blood is spilled and people are kicked down holes, all so one may sit upon the only comfortable chair in the office.
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BMMI Episode 083: A Grandma’s Purpose (or A Skeleton’s Purpose)
Introducing the next logical step in the A Dog’s Purpose franchise: A Grandma’s Purpose (or A Skeleton’s Purpose). In moments of hardship or peril, all throughout their life, a person finds a kind grandmotherly type stepping in from out of the woodwork to do what grandmas do best–Knit a warm scarf, bring them some milk and cookies, save them from a rock climbing accident, bring them some calcium supplements, and making sure they go their entire life without breaking any bones. Sometimes a grandma’s purpose and a skeleton’s purpose align. This film can be seen from either viewpoint; the grandma who possesses the skeleton or the skeleton that dwells within the grandma.
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BMMI Episode 082: Bread: The Most Boring Man in the World
Take a moment and picture the most generic, dull, and utterly humdrum person that you can bother to imagine. Do you have a clear picture? Well, that person doesn’t hold an untoasted piece of white bread to Bread: The Most Boring Man in the World.
When the world depends on Bread to make anything but the most boring decision he somehow inexplicably, as if called by the God of Boredom itself, decides to intake another sitcom rerun. Fans of The Matrix will notice the subtle and constant homage of the red pill/blue pill scene that is featured heavily throughout the film.
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BMMI Episode 081: Blue Jeans
Jeff made a deal with a trickster demon for a magic pair of pants. Unfortunately, Jeff became the magic pair of pants and the trickster demon became Jeff. Now this sentient pair of pants must become the trickster as Jeff the pants must possess an unwitting pants-wearer to make another trade.
What do you call a sad pair of pants? Jeff!
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BMMI Episode 080: Sonic Origins
Gotta go faster! This week we realize the loophole in making a Sonic the Hedgehog movie without getting in trouble with the other Sonic movie being made: You just have to release it faster. He says it right in his catchphrase.
This Sonic is everything you want in a live action Sonic movie. He’s HD with 4K textures and you can experience it right now with your ears. This makes it a faster Sonic and therefore a better Sonic.
BMMI Episode 079: The Next Room Over
Have you ever been in need of a quiet room? Just a nice place you can go to relax and take a minute for yourself? Well this week we discuss a pair of glasses that can find you just that. But not all things can be calm and serene and every room has a dark secret hiding just under the surface.
BMMI Episode 078: Slenderman: Red
What’s the anti-Slenderman? A happy dog, duh. So what happens if a Slenderman and an anti-Slenderman collide? Slenderman: Red the movie.
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BMMI Episode 077: Love Under Fire
Here’s a romantic movie that comes with a thrilling twist. When two star-crossed online friends are both too shy to make the first move, one decides to push themselves to make the offline leap by any means necessary. One of them thinks they’re meeting in person for a hotel weekend getaway, the other is plotting daring feats of bravery and cunning to get over their awkwardness. They’re putting their love to the test–a stress test–to hasten the bonds between them, by putting their lives on the line. It’s Love Under Fire.
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BMMI Episode 076: Freeze Tag
Have you ever played a really scary game of freeze tag? Well, no one ever played a scary game of truth or dare or light as a feather stiff as a board and they made scary shows and movies about those. This movie is about a life or death game of freeze tag that all begins in an abandoned Cheesecake Factory where a freeze demon is awoken. Now these teens will have to freeze this freeze demon in its tracks if they want to survive this movie!
GHOST PARTY! 